"That's it Uncle Phil, you're grounded!"


Orange is the New Black - Elle Photoshoot




pornstache is giving me heart palpitations

BUT BUT BUT. he looks so gross on the show. but but but. HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE IN REAL LIFE. My heart and body and mind are confused now. Save me. I can’t tell if I want to fuck him or punch him. Maybe both.


uh, so, push enter… hard? or one, like, slow push and you do your thing? or a little circular action?

""Hug it out, Bitch." That is a thing men say to each other after a fight."
Michael Scott

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Mamas will look around the whole room until they find something to fuss about