Orange is the New Black - Elle Photoshoot
pornstache is giving me heart palpitations
BUT BUT BUT. he looks so gross on the show. but but but. HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE IN REAL LIFE. My heart and body and mind are confused now. Save me. I can’t tell if I want to fuck him or punch him. Maybe both.
uh, so, push enter… hard? or one, like, slow push and you do your thing? or a little circular action?